Setting: A fish and chip shop in Leith, Edinburgh
An ambitious fish and chip shop owner marries the girl of his dreams – but after 15 years of marriage she starts to feel that she has not achieved any of her life’s goals. She bumps into the man who introduced her to her husband and they fall in love. When the fish and chip shop owner finds out, will he be able to let her go? Given the title of this musical, clearly not. Everyone dies.